Most people have no idea what I8-D means. Is it a smiley? Is it a dirty smiley (think, think “hard”)? Is it some sort of acronym that stands for something?

I don’t know. I have no clue. All I know is that it’s one of the shorter .com domains. If it’s upper case, it looks like a smiley smiling. If it’s lower case, it’s the same smiley trying to lick its nose. If you think it’s dirty, it would be very very disproportional.

Who knows what it means! Who cares! Stop asking, and I’ll stop telling you to eat me.