Frequently Unasked Questions

What does I8-D mean?

Most people have no idea what I8-D means. Is it a smiley? Is it a dirty smiley (think, think “hard”)? Is it some sort of acronym that stands for something?

I don’t know. I have no clue. All I know is that it’s one of the shorter .com domains. If it’s upper case, it looks like a smiley smiling. If it’s lower case, it’s the same smiley trying to lick its nose. If you think it’s dirty, it would be very very disproportional.

Who knows what it means! Who cares! Stop asking, and I’ll stop telling you to eat me.

Are you a tech writer?

Sorry, sweety.  Daddy has a real job.

What do you do for a living?

My official title is Network Administrator, but I do much more as a Systems Administrator.  I cover everything from new virtualized server installations to network security to replacing broken mice.

I don’t like how you talk about ‘X’?

I don’t like your face.

Aren’t you worried about pissing people off?

No, not really.  I’m not PBS, CSPAN, your representative or a non-profit.  I don’t owe you impartiality. Some people need kicked in the nuts, and I enjoy doing it.